The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeing new landscapes, but in having new eyes, in seeing the universe with the eyes of another, of hundreds of others, in seeing the hundreds of universes that each of them sees
A little bit about me before the inevitable lists
I'm diabetic with an insulin pump. I go to the American School of Redundancy School (no, not really, that's just to get the potential pervs off my back)
-I'm working on a novel. I'm on chapter twelve, and it's awesomeful.
-I'm also working on a project entitled "Dictionary of a Spazzy Kid" full of made up words that totally should be in everyones vocabulary (in my opinion)
-I read (but not Shakespeare or nonfiction. mostly fantasy)
-I find errors in Wikipedia (It sounds wierd, but its fun!!)
-I personify innanamate objects
-I argue with people in bookstores (don't ask)
-I gather random knowlege (the 'did you know..." stuff")
-I collect plaid
random, yes, but that's my life
~Bloody Jack series
~To Catch a Pirate
~Maximum Ride series
~If I Have a Wicked Stepmother, Where's My Prince
~the imponderables books
~the Ultimate Gift
~the breakup bible
~never trust a dead man
~now you see it
~Faerie Wars and The purple emperor
~the enchanted forest chronicals
~inside the walls of troy
~fairytales, but the original stuff, none of those tiny little disney books
~who needs glamour anyway
~the strange night writing of jessimine colter
~witch season series
~the dangerous days of Daniel X
~a few select stories from Cuses Inc.
~the adventures of short stubbly brownbeard
~Kissed by an angel
~The Power of Love
~One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies
~The Straight Dope
~Of Two Minds
~Girl in Blue
Book/Movie characters I'd like to be for a day:
Tohru Honda (just for Kyo)
Princess Serenity Blue
the non-existant subject of Seth Clearwater's future imprinting
Beth Turner from 'Moonlight'
Jacky Faber ('cept I would have dumped Jaimy 'cause he's a jerk and I like Joseph Jared better)
People I'd like to meet:
When people say 'GPS system' and 'Mute' instead of 'Moot'
incorrect use of homynyms
Disrespect for/discrimanation against those with heath issues
people who are very opinionated on something that the are uneducated/ignorent about
people who see themselves as top priority.
writing, just losing myself in a great project
favorite yet random and mostly pointless quotes:
Stiff Lard Starter?
According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
Buckingham Palace. Where the Queen lives. And the Mr. Queen.
Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.
The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation
~Fred and George Weasley
Do you really think that a man who would allow them to spit on his hand would find sport in terrifying children?
Don’t eat me!
Forbidden fruit creates jams.
Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad.
Give a man a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a man to use the internet and he won’t bother you for weeks
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give a fish a man and he’ll eat for a lifetime
How is it that one carelessly thrown match can start an out of control forest fire, but it takes a whole box to light a campfire?
Hundreds of years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that my ruins become a tourist attraction.
Karate is a form of martial art in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
~ Dave Barry
Madness does not always howl. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
~ Louis Hector Berlioz
On my gravestone I’d like to say ‘I told you I was sick’
What’s another word for thesaurus?
You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair!
I think it’s only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami
~Ella of Ella Enchanted
If they’re not the Crips or the Bloods, does that mean they’re the Cruds?
This is my brain: O.
This is my brain after making out with Fang: •.
It’s very sad.
I vill now destroy the snickahs bahs
~Gazzy, using his ‘amazing mimicry superpowers’ to annoy Roland ter Borcht
Son of a Banshee, that’s useful.
My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can’t hold down a girlfriend, and I’m surrounded by goblins all the time. I mean, what the !
The two of you will be dragged by your ears to the dungeon, where a drunken Filtch will be waiting with a cactus and a croquet mallet.
What’s this? It looks like Ron and Harry are taking an afternoon nap. Let’s see what they’ve got in their pockets. Alas, nine sickles and a dung bomb. It’s my lucky day.
A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Really bad eggs.
Nobody move! I dropped me brain!
~Jack Sparrow’s hallucination of himself
Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.
Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
No! Don’t leave, little gumdrop people!
~ Hamm III
Is it just me, or is that a really handsome pile of glophoppers?
You’re gonna need streamers. Nothing screams ‘Festive’ like streamers.
You climb aboard the Davy Jones Crocodile Machine or whatever its called. What’s the bloody thing called?
It’s just a flesh wound.
~The Black Knight
I think “Veggie Burger” sounds much more appetizing. A “garden burger” sounds like something you just found in the garden.
The Towel Girl. She’s a Legend!
And then he said the “F” version of bug off, inviting him to do something extremely difficult if not physically impossible.
Prepare to be amazified!
Spiders. There’s … there’s spiders. They want me to tap dance. I don’t want to tap dance.
OK? What is this OK you speak of?
What is this Arthur king of and why did he keep his sword in a stone?
The wind is in my veins; the spirit of the otter is in my liver.
~Sister Mary Ursula
Right and truth are one with pinochle and rye bread.
~Sister Mary Ursula