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Eat, sleep, fuck and flee. In four words that's me.

Name:   mr.bartenderRanking:   --
Birthday:   1938-01-19Country:   
Joined:   2011-10-12Location:   
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Name:   mr.bartender
Birthday:   1938-01-19
Joined:   2011-10-12
What do the old people teach us but how to die? What do your hissy fits teach you except how to cry pussy, cry.

Love! I shall not love! Yet I'll still sing about it...

I'm eating rat poison for dinner, pull the chord from the phone, I am dining alone, so good night.
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akira nayami writes:
kira: probably cuz i'm being snarky. *rolls her eyes and goes into the bathroom* not that you'd do anything about being turned on anyway. *smirks*

Posted on: Oct 14th 2011, 12:38:09pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: fine.. fine.. i'll just cut holes where my boobs are supposed to be and walk around like that. happy?

Posted on: Oct 14th 2011, 12:33:47pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: it is if i wear a black bra under it... *grins*

Posted on: Oct 14th 2011, 12:31:03pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: and i'm probably related to every person in this city! we're going. *nods and decides on a shirt, looking up at him* whatcha think? *holds it up*

Posted on: Oct 14th 2011, 11:53:48am

akira nayami writes:
okay this is the last thing im sending you i swear.. but since kira is wearing the jacket in the picture up there...

Posted on: Oct 13th 2011, 10:35:22pm

akira nayami writes:

Posted on: Oct 13th 2011, 9:11:04pm

akira nayami writes:
*laughing hysterically*

Posted on: Oct 13th 2011, 1:46:51pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: fine. but when we're done here, we're going to your country of heritage and i get to make jokes at your expense. *sits on her knees in front of her bag, throwing clothes out of it* noo.. no.. *throws a shirt* definitely no..

ps. i didnt get to watch it all last night *pouts*

Posted on: Oct 13th 2011, 11:23:18am

akira nayami writes:
ps. i forgot how beautiful the music was in this movie..

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 6:30:22pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: *sits up and flattens her hair* youre not going to stop making asian jokes while we're here are you? *small smile*

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 6:18:29pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: *rubs her eyes more* what time is it? did we sleep all day and now its night?

ps. okey dokey

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 6:15:14pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: you did. *frowns* your tits were bigger than mine. whas with that?!

ps. that one.. or this one?

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 6:11:44pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: mm.. what was? *cuddles against him, closing her eyes* its not like.. youre overly femin-nim-in-ine.. i was just thinking "what if otto was a girl.. and i was gay?" and so i thought of you as a girl.. and you were haaaaawt..

ps. this.. this really went through my mind looking at pictures of izaya and shizuo..

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 6:08:42pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: messed up? *peers up at him and blinks, speaking tiredly* you would be really hot if you were a chick.. not that you arent already really hot. cuz you are.

ps. you could help >_>

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 5:58:21pm

akira nayami writes:
kira: because we are usually denied it. unless we're lucky and we have high metabolisms.. *yawns and pushes her hair back from her face*

ps. i shall. right after i find a picture of otto and kira i like.

Posted on: Oct 12th 2011, 5:51:30pm

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