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Name:   â™¥lauren♥
Birthday:   1996-09-21
Joined:   2011-08-08
Location:   Earth :)
Lauren. ♥ September 21.♥ 14. ♥ Music lover.♥ Not your average person ♥ Vey random.♥ Quiet but can be talkitive.♥ Nowhere near perfect ♥ Extremely uncorrdinated ♥ Really likes the color pink.♥ Youtube and Twitter addict ♥ Gleek ♥ Loves life ♥♥♥♥

I love Glee and Miley Cyrus :)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
NO! NO! It's those voices again!
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu i choose you!!!
17. Ride in a cart down the most crowded aisle and yell "the british are coming!" over and over and then have someone in a red coat (aka a British person) come chasing after you.
repost this if u laughed, or if u r planning to do this :)


.♥.█ 50% shy♥
.♥.██ 60% quiet♥
.♥.███ 70% sweet♥
.♥.████ 80% hyper♥
.♥.█████ 90% talker♥
.♥.██████ 100% loving♥
.♥.███████ 110% myself♥

█Attempting 2 Care
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║║║═╣═║╔╣═╣ Put this on your page
║╔╣═╣║║╚╣═╣ if you support Peace!

ιм тhє тчpє σғ gυяℓ ωhσsє sєєη єvєяч hσяяσя мσvιє вυт s¢яєαмs ωhєη тσαsт pσps σuтα тhє тσαsтєя

-A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. ♥
-A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. ♥
-If all my friends were to jump of a cliff, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them! ♥

I'm not a perfect girl.
my hair doesn't always stay in place &
I spill things alot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart. My friends & I sometimes fight & maybe some days nothing goes right. But when I think about it & take a step back i remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe, i like being

(゚、 。 7
 l、 ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ

Dear Haters:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have 5 fingers,
And the 3rd one is for you.

тнιѕ ιѕ a вoх.
pυт тнιѕ on yoυr proғιle ιғ yoυ agree.

Just a random bunny.

A LiTtLe BiT AbOuT mE
i DoNt CaRe
If YoU lIkE mE oR nOt,
BeCaUsE iTs BeTtEr To Be HaTeD
fOr WhO yOu ArE
tHaN lOvEd FoR wHo YoU' Re NoT.

♥Put this
on your page♥
♥if your
against animal♥
♥abuse completely
and wish♥
♥all animals
had a home♥

║██║♥ My iPod Touch :)

What starts with a F and ends with Uck? FIRE TRUCK!

You got Bobbed!
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him on
/▌ every comment you see so he can
/ \ take over Youtube

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...../............./ RAWR means __/..(...|.(...| in ⓓⓘⓝⓞⓢⓐⓤⓡ.!

|______| This is the Geico money..he is staring into your soul xD
- Moo, I'm a pig.
- Dude, you're an owl.
- My mother lied to me!!
╔╦╦╦╦═╗Copy n paste
║╩║║║╔╗if u like
╚╩╩═╩═╝to give hugs! :)

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your Channel
║╚╣║║╚╗If you LOVE to laugh!
╚═╩═╩═╝ Just Like me :)

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---\/---`♪.Put this on your
------ page if you have a
------ passion for music×♫×

╠╬╬╬╣ I ❤
╠╬╬╬╣ Chocolate

|...........| Put this on your
|...........| page if you have
|.......O.| ever pushed a
|...........| door that said pull

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put on your page if you HATE racism..

GIRL: Do I ever cross your mind?
BOY: No.
GIRL: Do you like me?
BOY: No.
GIRL: Would you cry if I left?
BOY: No.
GIRL: Would you live for me?
BOY: No.
GIRL: Would you do anything for me?
BOY: No.
GIRL: Would you choose your life or my life?
BOY: My life.
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always in my mind.
The reason I don't like you is because I love you. I don't want you, I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die.
The reason I wouldn't live for you, is because I would die for you.
The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you, is because I'll do everything for you.
The reason I would choose my life is because you are my life.

ғιnd α gυy wнo cαllѕ yoυ вeαυтιғυl ιnѕтeαd oғ нoт, wнo cαllѕ yoυ вαcĸ wнen yoυ нαng υp on нιм, wнo wιll ѕтαy αwαĸe jυѕт тo wαтcн yoυ ѕleep.
wαιт ғor тнe вoy wнo ĸιѕѕeѕ yoυr ғoreнeαd, wнo wαnтѕ тo ѕнow yoυ oғғ тo тнe world wнen yoυ αre ιn yoυr ѕweαтѕ, wнo нoldѕ yoυr нαnd ιn ғronт oғ нιѕ ғrιendѕ, wнo тнιnĸѕ yoυ're jυѕт αѕ preттy wιтнoυт мαĸeυp on, wнo ιѕ wιllιng тo ѕαy нe loveѕ yoυ ғιrѕт, ιn perѕon. wαιт ғor тнe one wнo ιѕ conѕтαnтly reмιndιng yoυ oғ нow мυcн нe cαreѕ αвoυт yoυ αnd нow lυcĸy нe ιѕ тo нαve yoυ. wαιт ғor тнe one wнo тυrnѕ тo нιѕ ғrιendѕ αnd ѕαyѕ, "тнαт'ѕ нer." ♥

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