Your fantasy boyfriend is Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Edward is a tortured soul whose deepest instincts tell him to bite you, but somehow, you know he never will. He's over a hundred years old, so he has a lot to teach you about life, and you're ready for any lesson -- especially if it involves his lips. Your fantasy boyfriend's dazzling smile, seductive voice, and delicious scent are enough to put you in a trance... which makes it even easier to daydream about him. Edward is gorgeous no matter what the weather's like, but on sunny days, he sort of sparkles.
That's from the-n.com :)
REAL jonas brothers fans...
+ know there's a fourth brother, little frankie
+ don't call them the "jo bros"
+ don't favor Nick or Joe over Kevin
+ know that kevin's real name is paul
+ know that nick is diabetic
+ recite random jonas quotes at the most akward times, and people look at you like your an idiot
+ know that kevin sings background vocals
+ search for any jonas brothers youtube clip you can find
+ you know everything about them. hometown, birthdays favorite food, height, and birthplaces...everything (:
+ burst out in random dance moves EVERY time one of their songs plays
+ you got carpal tunnel syndrome because you clicked so many effing times to vote for S.O.S/Look Me in the Eyes and KCA's
+ can recite their entire first album
+ can sing all of their unrecorded songs
+ every time someone says goodnight, your instant reaction is goodbye
+ at 7:05, you instantly scream "TILL SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE"
+when you eat rice, you ask if it moves first
+when someone says the word blast, its impossible for you NOT to recite, B-L-A-S-T double exlamation point. dot. dot. dot.
+ freakout every time theres no milk in the house
+ can recite nichola's entire solo album PLUS dear god, and joy to the world.
+ buy any priced tickets you can find, as long as your breathing their AIR.
+when you pass a car dealership, you immediatly think of kevin
+ nick is a studmuffin-you agree 100% with joe.
+know that joe's nickname is "danger"
+ you've randomly said..."i hate it when you...touch me!" and everyone looks at you weirdly and slowly moves away
+ look for directions on an egg carton
+know EXACTLY why nick j is off the chain
+when you see a box of corn pops, you grab it and scream "CORN POPS BOYYY!"
+ can recite every single jonas rap
+ you hurt yourself in attempt of the jonas snap
+you buy baby bottle pops JUST because it reminds you of them
+ pinkberry icecream has become your new ice cream flavor obsession
+ you pick answer choice b, even if it's not a multiple choice question
+ you have OVER 200 posters in your room
+ july 8th is the day you go CRAZYYYY
+your friends repeaditly tell you to shut up about the jonas brothers
+orange black. white. clear. dot. red. beige. enough said
+you cried at their concert
+you now celebrate the holiday kwanziggy ziggy zam
+when you pass a limited too, or a payless shoes, you immediatly think of joseph
+ you want a hippomotomus for christmas
+know that joe is enrique iglesias
+think of joseph every time you use the toaster
+ know that joe is not human
+you sadly know what i was talking about this ENTIRE time (:
One of Joe's raps:
Yo, listen, I'm Joe Jonas,
I'm your best friend.
Up in the fridge,
heat a chicken.
What's up, oh, 7-11 might be down the street,
beat-boxing with my 2 feet.
brand new feet,
when I was born, walked out the room,
and I was like, my mom was like,
Yo that's crazy,
and I was like,
Yeah, I'm a baby.
REAL jonas brothers fans (like me)...
~ know there's a fourth brother, little frankie
~ don't call them the "jo bros"
~ don't favor Nick or Joe over Kevin
~ know that kevin's real name is paul
~ know that nick is diabetic
~ recite random jonas quotes at the most akward times, and people look at you like your an idiot
~ know that kevin sings background vocals
~ search for any jonas brothers youtube clip you can find
~ you know everything about them. hometown, birthdays favorite food, height, and birthplaces...everything (:
~ burst out in random dance moves EVERY time one of their songs plays
~ you got carpal tunnel syndrome because you clicked so many effing times to vote for S.O.S/Look Me in the Eyes and KCA's
~ can recite their entire first album
~ can sing all of their unrecorded songs
~ every time someone says goodnight, your instant reaction is goodbye
~ at 7:05, you instantly scream "TILL SHE WALKED OUT THE DOOR AND RIGHT OUT OF MY LIFE"
~ when you eat rice, you ask if it moves first
~ when someone says the word blast, its impossible for you NOT to recite, B-L-A-S-T double exlamation point. dot. dot. dot.
~ freakout every time theres no milk in the house
~ scream everytime you here the word jonas, brothers, brother, joe, nick, kevin, paul, adam, joseph, frankie, the 2nd, jerry, nicholas, joseph, jonas brothers, j, b,jbs,jb, bj, hear their songs on radio, hear their voice, see their pictures, see their real faces, hear a story about them, and seen videos or the news about them.
~ can recite nicholas' entire solo album PLUS dear god, and joy to the world.
~ searched ebay for the nicholas jerry album
~ seen every video on youtube about them
~ seen every jonas brothers living the dream episodes
~ buy any priced tickets you can find, as long as your breathing their AIR.
~ when you pass a car dealership, you immediatly think of kevin
~ nick is a studmuffin-you agree 100% with joe.
~ know that joe's nickname is "danger"
~ know that nick's nickname is "mr. president"
~ know that kevin's nickname is "K2"
~ know that frankie loves webkinz
~ you've randomly said..."i hate it when you...touch me!" and everyone looks at you weirdly and slowly moves away
~ look for directions on an egg carton
~ know EXACTLY why nick j is off the chain
~ when you see a box of corn pops, you grab it and scream "CORN POPS BOYYY!"
~ can recite every single jonas rap
~ searched for joe's scratch and sniff website
~ you hurt yourself in attempt of the jonas snap
~ you buy baby bottle pops JUST because it reminds you of them
~ pinkberry icecream has become your new ice cream flavor obsession
~ you pick answer choice b, even if it's not a multiple choice question
~ you have OVER 200 posters in your room
~ july 8th is the day you go CRAZYYYY
~ moose. gorilla.
~ your friends repeaditly tell you to shut up about the jonas brothers
~ orange black. white. clear. dot. red. beige. enough said
~ you cried at their concert
~ you now celebrate the holiday kwanziggy ziggy zam
~ when you pass a limited too, or a payless shoes, you immediatly think of joseph
~ you want a hippomotomus for christmas
~ know that joe is enrique iglesias
~ think of joseph every time you use the toaster
~ know that joe is not human
~ you want a motercycle and sidecar for christmas and a cute little pug
~ when somebody gets slapped or smacked you think "you just got poned!"
~ when you see a ring you think purity
~ nothing slows you down
~ the jonas brothers played connect 3 in Camp Rock
~ joe used to date taylor swift
~ nick is dating selsna gomez
~ nick used to date miley cyrus
~ you know big rob's rap by heart in burnin' up
~ joe is superman
~ joe came from the planet XZ315
~ joe is not a real person
~ joe has never met his family
~ kevin is controlled by a game remote
~ you ask "is this a harmonica"
~ you know who said "we read all your comments we look at all your like oh my god, nick, your so hot"
~ you don't know what the letter s is
~ you are happy when you get Krispy Kreme donuts
~ you say, "im gonna run in traffic" you run into the road and then say "there's no cars in oklahoma"
~ you know that joe has freeky glasses with a nose and a mustache
~ i'm gonna kill you, with my guns, and then put you in the trunk of my car and i'm gonna drag you to the desert... and ill bring you back home and ill make sure you're ok cause ill feed you.
~ joe's toe is funny looking
~ you like to climb under the tour bus
~ when someone says frankie, you say kid... boy but when someone says joe, you say ...man
~ when someone says 1 week, you scream
~ you love joe's headband
~ hey mommy
~ kevin: popstar, my secret is that i cant sleep with my bed unmade
~ nick: popstar, my secret is, i dont do that
~ you dont care how much armpit hair joe has
~ spider pig, spider pig
~ show girl, i got my library card and im checking you out
~ applause, applause
~ i was fricken born first
~ jonas, nick jonas
~ jonas, joe jonas, did i do it as good as nick
~ ive... you know... places... awkward
~ joe can clap while doing push-ups
~ ive been to the year 3000, yo thats illogical, i cant have this
~ thank you for everything, we love you guys, your the best, we love your gifts
~ nick has a show called the nick j show
~ you want to go to wyckoff, new jersey
~ you make weird, funny, faces at people with purple hair
~ are you freezing cold, im freezing cold, haaaa
~ old mc what, mcdonald on a bus, mcdonald had a bus, on dreery lane
~ you wear can-can perfume
~ you used to wear vera wang perfume
~ somebody threw a hotdog suit with a picture of jonas brothers on the back, joe put it on and danced around on stage during burnin' up, he did the running man
~ today is september 16th, 1923, and we want to wish you a merry happy holidays
~ how'r yall doin?
~ like, lol!
~ that dude smells really good
~ never cover a beatles song
~ dude joe's not a girl
~ hi, im kevin jonas and i would like to sell you a car
~ you love joseph adam jonas
~ you love nicholas jerry jonas
~ you love paul kevin jonas II
~ you love frankie jonas
~ you love denise and paul kevin jonas I
~ you know what i was talking about this ENTIRE time :)
again from the-n.com.
This is Mistletoe Make-out Results
Your lips are on the VIP list.
Well... actually, your lips aren't on the list. And neither is the rest of you. So what the heck are you
doing backstage at a concert by your favorite band of all time? Basically, you just took the most
perfectly-timed bathroom break of your life! As you were headed back to your seat, you saw the
open door to the green room. A burly security dude was partially blocking the way, but then his cell
phone rang, and in that one distracted moment, you saw your chance to slip inside. Now you're
hanging out backstage. At the moment, it's just you and a few radio station contest winners, but
you can hear the band wrapping up their last-last-last encore. THIS IS IT. You stare at the stage
door, wondering when they'll walk through it.
The security guard ends his call, and notices you're not wearing a backstage pass. He starts to
move toward you, and you dash toward the stage door... just as it opens. Your idol (a little shorter
in person, but there's no mistaking THAT identity) nearly knocks you over, grabs you quickly so you
won't fall -- and then notices there's a sprig of mistletoe thumb-tacked above the door. "We can't
let that go to waste!" a very familiar voice whispers in your ear, and suddenly your favorite
celebrity's tongue is in your mouth, and you're sharing the sweetest, most amazing kiss of all time.
And then it's over. Just like that. The security guard grabs you by the arm, tosses you into the
hallway, and you realize... the kiss even TASTED like musical talent. Oh, wait, no. You're tasting the
cinnamon gum that appeared in your mouth mid-kiss. You not only got to kiss a superstar, you got
a chewy souvenir for the road.
This is who's family mine is like(without being gay no offense)
Ashley's family on South of Nowhere.
Sometimes your family is very close, and sometimes you're sure they've lost their minds. When
things stop making sense in family-land, all you can do is relax and go with the flow. Your relatives
might get on your nerves, borrow your clothes without asking, and make you look stupid on
national TV, but they're still your family. Arguing with them and avoiding them takes a lot of effort;
accepting them (flaws and all) is just plain easier.
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